Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the freeway! It is Raceagainstelegance, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular cry, her voice cometh:
“Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!”
Hark! Who is that, sprinting out of the terrain! It is Robotkind, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He roars apocalyptically:
“I’m going to fuck you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!!”
Running across the mountains, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Lizzorasaurus! And she gives a mighty cry:
“I’m going to beat the flaming shit out of you!”
Striding out of the terrain, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Partybarackanthem! And she gives a gutteral howl:
“I’m going to torment you until you are tax-deductible!!”
Who is that, striding amidst the candy store! It is Aleksander, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a gutteral howl, his voice cometh:
“I’m going to pound you so badly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!”
Stalking along the icy wasteland, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Ringo-Roller! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:
“I’m going to bruise you for such a long time, it will be a new form of crime!!!”
